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My legs wrapped around it. Will you replace my eX without asking Y? Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

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Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you. Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be. My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. You can call me the Garbagewoman, cause I wanna handle your junk. Are you David Beckham?

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Because I'd bend for you. Is your name Lionel? Are you a football player? Because I'd like you touchdown there! My batteries are dead, can I borrow your dick? Are you a trampoline cuz I wanna bounce on you?

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What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that? You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?

Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt. I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Aren't you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy? I want to be an ant and climb up your balcony to whisper in your ear: Handsome, pretty and chocolate. Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?

You think crack is addictive? That's because you haven't kissed these lips.

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Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat! You're giving me the Vacuum cleaner complex, because I want to suck everything. Is your name Tom Brady?

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Cause you can inflate my uterus. Are you a parking ticket? Cause' you got fine written all over you. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for. I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

I love pick up trucks not pick up lines. Are you a smoke detector? Cause you're really loud and annoying. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick.

I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger. I'm Craven Morehead are you? You know what would go good on ur hot dog? Mayo So, does the IQ match, the shoe size? Do you eat tacos?

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Because my Taco Bell is open Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?. I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you Hey, you look like a big strong guy.

I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch? I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right! Could you please step away from the bar?

You're melting all the ice Are you a dictionary? Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous. You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out.


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