Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth.
Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today.
But when you came along, you definitely turned me on. Are you a parking ticket?
Was you father an alien? Was your father a thief? Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
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Do I know you? Do you know what my shirt is made of? I seem to have lost my phone number.
Can I have yours? Can you give me directions to your heart? Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
Was your dad a boxer? I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again? Is your dad a terrorist? Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
When you fell from heaven? Can I follow you home?
Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Is your name Google? Are you from Tennessee? I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Do you have a pencil?